Granny panties: a new low

Cookie Thumper granny panties

Hairstyle aside, a naked Yo-Landi Vi$$er would surely be a 10, by the standards set in ‘today’s media’, mostly because of her boobs, for which a new word – one step up from ‘perky’ – should be coined.

But when she’s not naked, she’s frequently kitted out like a Ringwraith, wearing solid black contact lenses that stir our primal fears, noshing human hearts and being really, really onbeskof. 

In possibly the most daring move yet, in the music video for their new single Cookie Thumper – out yesterday – she wears … granny panties.

It’s like Die Antwoord are saying ‘Do you still find her sexy now? And now? How about now?’ And millions of people with their tongues out are like ‘Yes! Yes! Yes!’ And what I imagine is supposed to be dawning on us is, ‘Dude, that’s fucked up.’

Author: ProjectJennifer

Project Jennifer was one of the most complex, expensive, and secretive intelligence operations of the Cold War at a cost of about $800 million ($3.6 billion in 2012 dollars).

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